The Hipster"From the ashes of Mountain.. Dew, the Hipsters were created. A relativly unknown people that dissapear once too many people hear about them... The Hipsters are known for their arrogant taste in music, glasses and checkered cloth. With no real purpose to life, Hipsters wanders around looking for artifacts not known to the rest of the world."
The Hipster is neither alive or dead. Its a character whose Life pool is switched out with a shield of Originality. With only 1 health point, he depends keeping his shield renewed at all time, his defensive abilities usually consists of meaningless political arguments or talking about the newest tibal song, only he have head.
As for the offensive abilities, the Hipster uses Arrogance. A ressource that only the best Hipsters knows how to master, because everytime you use offensive ability, its a gamble of life and death.
Defensive AbilitiesQuick Change of Glasses (10 sec CD): Throwing your old glasses, charms up to 5 foes around you for 3 second, dealing 350 % weapon damage. Putting on new glasses afterwards increases your Originality by 50 and has a 20 % change to decrease ur enemies resistance to Arrogance by 50 %.
Next Tribal Dance Hit (Aura): The Hipster starts to hymn, what he claims, is an original melody. Increasing his Originality regeneration rating by 10 every min. The poor hymning skills increases enemies damage by 10 %.
The Kony2012: Charms monsters to fight for you, only works for mobs that are lower level than you. Everytime you use this skill, there is a chance to your teammates starts a debate wether Invisible Children is a fraud or not, stunning them for 20 seconds.
Offensive Abilities"That Song is sooo last full moon..": Spits foul meaningless comments, that every living soul around feel a need to flee from. Causing 20 second fear and damages . Has a 15 % chance to fear your party members.
Le hobo (Aura): Looking alot like a homeless, monsters feel sorry for you. Drops items and gold just by being near you, 20 yard radius.
Attitude problem: The Hipster opens his mouth, damaging all enemies in a straight line for 500 % weapon dmg. Chance on use, might dmg you and your party members by 100 % weapon damage.