Jeg er frisk! Er rdy 12:00 søndag den 16

holder stadig på WD! 

stoppede pølser på roskilde slagteriskole    (krævede dobbelt smiley for f*ck hvor var det sjovt)

åh cammie, her havde jeg håbet lidt på et pure D2-D3 konkurrence emne, men for at være helt ærlig, i love it! det her konkurrence emne får mig til at tænke på de første gange jeg skulle skrive en guild application, eller en job ansøgning. så Thumbs up !

når men lad os begynde 

ja, kan godt være min posts & join date siger 2011 etc, men jeg er her sku ikke kun pga den her konkurrence, har brugt denne side fligtigt som annonym da jeg gamer meget d2. men efter at jeg har signet mig op har jeg da fået øjnene op for endnu et chillax hygge sted som man tjækker op på dagligt. det sku top nice

hvis jeg skulle være så heldig at få tildelt en af de 4 beta key's ville jeg jo blive sindsygt glad, og den skal blive brugt fligtigt!
jeg håber så meget at dem der får beta keys vil lave et Walkthrough sammen som et rigtigt d3x hold burde gøre! vise os stolte frem med vores beta key's og gi' vores med mennesker på dette forum noget god info så de VED hvad de skal glæde sig til.
mit mål med beta key'en er nok at prøve alt hvad prøves kan, så som explore, finde bug's som gør at vi kan spille et bedre spil, være med til at lave Streams omkring noget team play, for det syntes jeg at der mangler en smugle af. ser så mange video'er omkring hack & slash fra start til slut, ingen team fun.

lidt om mig selv: ja jeg er jo en ung fyr i min bedste alder, bruger godt nok meget tid foran computeren - syntes jeg ihvertfald selv (og det syntes kærsten også).
har faktisk aldrig været med i en beta fordi jeg har haft den holdning med at Beta'er er her for at "ødelægge" spændingen, men det jo helt forkert, beta'er er her for at gøre det spil som Jeg har glædet mig så meget til, at fungere 99,99% til udgivelsen!. SKAL prøve det her spil ASAP! koste hvad koste vil! 
så hvis jeg ikke vinder *psst psst* pm mig lige den som vinder, med en price på beta key 

vil ikke gøre det her til en roman, så må snart slutte

opsumering: begrundelse til at jeg kunne være en af de heldige 4'er er, jeg vil virkelig gøre spillet bedre for os når den rigtige version kommer ud, feed denne site med information - kom med spørgsmål, og jeg vil prøve at finde ud af et svar Ingame.

P.S ER DESPERAT

-- Ændringer kan måske forkomme, inden fredag 15:00 --

/E1: denne historie er nok en af de største epic fails jeg har læst og nok en af de sjoveste, tænkte lige ar jeg ville dele den med jer

I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited to have sex. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

Let me set the scene. Her parents are away. We have her house to ourselves. She was always a little kinky so she demands we do it in her parents bed.

I walk in to a candle holocaust. She's been working on this all day apparently, and its as bright as high noon in there with the lights off. Which is good, because she proceeds to do a sweet, sexy little dance for me. At 16, she was AMAZING. For those of you who never experienced a female at that age, I pity the fool.

Now I'm sitting on the bed, watching this dance. I smile and tell her how good she looks. Unfortunately, most of my attention is focused on the dull throbbing from my sphincter and the large amount of intestinal discomfort associated with not dropping duce in days. But somehow I still get hard and we go to town.

She starts out on top, then we switch. I bend her over the bed, and I even smack her ass (a ballsy move at the time, but she loved it). Due to my built up distraction, I last for what seems like FOREVER. She can't stop moaning and telling me how good it feels, and then she says what every man wants to hear "I want to make you go in my mouth." I **** love women.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my **** out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

I would like to say I got up to go after her. But I heard the bathroom door shut and I just lied there. The smell hit me after a few seconds. It smelled like someone rolled a cat in shit and threw it into a tire fire. I looked down and saw, to date, the largest bowel movement I've ever heard of laying on the bed. Then I noticed the blood, and when I did, I noticed the pain.

Apparently the fact that it was so large caused it to rip my ass a little bit (thought I was bleeding from the inside. This little doctors trip the next day is what taught me of my condition). There was a small pool of blood where my ass had been. A final reminder of the exact place and moment I lost my virginity. I will treasure this memory for all my days.

I grab my shit with my hands and go to the downstairs bathroom. I throw around 1/3 into the toilet and flush, fearing any more will clog it and only add to my already significant woes.

I stand there, holding 2/3's of my biggest shit of all time, feeling a trickle of blood flow down my leg, trying to ignore the sharp pain stabbing my rectum. I find myself wishing I had a photo of this.

Anyway, I finish flushing my baby, clean off my hands, jam toilet paper between my cheeks (I skipped the bandaid) and went upstairs. I could hear my girlfriend sobbing from behind the bathroom door. I decided not to say anything to her and just keep moving. The smell in her parents room was abysmal. Its like when you take a shit and walk out of the bathroom you think "hey not so bad today," but then you walk back in to grab your magazine and go "HOLY SHIT!". It was one of those moments.

The scene is burned behind my eyelids for all time. My life. My shame. My very first time smelled like a pile of dead babies. I quickly got dressed since the heat from ten thousand candles was making the room feel more like a port-a-potty. I was aware enough to grab the comforter on my way out and drag it downstairs to their washer. Also the top and bottom sheets since the blood had leaked on through all the way to mattress. Still no sign of the GF but at this point I considered it a blessing.

I jammed in the washer with 3 loads worth of detergent and set it on spin, knowing that not even the hand of God would save these linens, let alone Tide and Snuggles.

Then I left. I avoided my GF's calls for days until she came to my house. We had a long talk about what happened. Talk being synonymous with "breaking up with me because I shit on her". And it was all over. She promised not to tell a soul and I don't THINK she ever did. She was probably as ashamed as I was about the whole deed. But I will always this happening as the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.)

Ofc kommer der en 4, det jo lige præcis fordi at diablo genopstår hele tiden der gør det spændene! Endnu en chance for at redde jorden mod All evil!

Uden evil ingen heroes!

Gamede minecraft

Ingen hemmelighed, jeg skal f5 og gøre mig klar til konkurrencen :b
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